As frightening as the prospect is, Darth Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama is already practicing for his second inauguration speech. Those teleprompters are hard to read sometimes with all of the great disturbances in the Force going on.
Through not-so-legal channels, including a few Sandra Fluke smugglers, wait, sorry, I meant Hutt smugglers, Wakeus.com was able to obtain a pirated video of POTUS practicing. Many Bothans died to bring us this information, use it well.
This nation is drugged. We slumber, content in our reality-TV dreams and FM-radio driven sameness. We worry more about a label on our clothing than the men and women we elect. We care so little for our children that we dope them up, sit them down in front of televisions, send them to failing schools and let them run wild ... all so they don't disrupt our brain-dead slumber. Our lack of effort shows in everything we do. We must wake up ... if only to fight the enemy as long as we can. It may be too late.
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