After a few months of frustrating, and tragically stupid, Occupy Movement research, I have concluded that we, as a nation, need functioning “mute” buttons. We really don’t have a chance, our enemies are circling, the Republican Establishment is growing more and more liberal, and our youth are … camping out and wearing Ugg boots, which, by coincidence, look tragically stupid.
So, we might as well have some fun before the ene-media ignores Ron Paul, and the RINOs throw Allen West out of his seat in Florida. I have selected five of the biggest Occupy Idiots to compete for the coveted WAKEUS.com Occupy Idiot of the Year award.
This is the first year that this prestigious trophy will be awarded, and judging by the sheer number of morons I talked to when I hung out at Occupy Dallas, this won’t be the last … but I sincerely hope it is.
Look for the trophy to be awarded February 1, 2012. Next year, if the United States of America is still a republic, I may open this contest up to voting, since so many Americans seem to love to vote … for anything other than political races.
So, after taunting two of the most beautiful and wholesome women you will ever see, we zoomed over to a very dull male for candidate #3. The feminist backlash was tremendous, so quickly we are back to the female variety of useful idiot. Feast your ears on the happy stylings of Ms. Homeland Insecurity.
This … lady, er, jabbers, quite a bit, you know, but there is no clear and definitive message mixed in her rambling, you know, condemnation of everything. I do agree with her on a couple of things, you know, mostly that people should protest equality, a thing that every African-American, you know, should be against. As for change, well, I hope, you know, that we see what that stuff has brought us.
I’m not convinced that this woman, you know, isn’t all hopped up on something, but she is for sure paranoid, delusional and pretty scared … and we know what that means, you know, right? Right? Oh? Really. That is quite interesting. How did you know what I was talking about? Oh, those crazy college days … some people never quite leave them behind.
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