After a few months of frustrating, yet wonderfully uplifting, Occupy Movement research, I have concluded that we, as a nation, are, collectively, the mental equivalents of very stupid amoebas. We really don’t have a chance, our enemies are circling, the TSA is groping bolder and our youth are … camping out and desecrating churches.
So, we might as well have some fun before the Iranians launch a nuke, and Mitt Romney changes his stance on defending our shores. I have selected five of the biggest Occupy Idiots to compete for the coveted WAKEUS.com Occupy Idiot of the Year award.
This is the first year that this prestigious trophy will be awarded, and judging by the sheer number of morons I talked to when I hung out at Occupy Dallas, this won’t be the last … but I sincerely hope it is.
Look for the trophy to be awarded February 1, 2012. Next year, if the United States of America is still a republic, I may open this contest up to voting, since so many Americans seem to love to vote … for anything other than political races.
So, after immortalizing two of the most beautiful and wholesome women you will ever see, we are on to our first probable male candidate. (You never can tell anymore with all these Chaz Bono acolytes dashing about.)
We are pretty sure he is male, even with his soft and non-threatening happy, smiling ways, and he is pretty sure we owe him something and billionaires are bad. As he says, it’s a matter of opinion, and he seems to be the undecided expert on that subject.
Sticking to the OWS theme of massive confusion, I realize that the video below touts this alleged guy as the number one OWS idiot, but it is painfully obvious that they gave out their award a little too early, because there are dumber mind-numbers than this. So, all that confusing nonsense aside, meet precious, harmless little candidate number three, Mr. Bone Catcher. By the way, man(?), that sure is a cute scarf you have on, just putting that out there, because, that’s what I think.
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